People are always being like “Nicki can’t brag about her ass when it’s not even real” like uuuuh I’m pretty sure buying a fake ass is a pretty damn expensive surgery which cost her money that she worked hard for and earned so ??? let her brag about her ass it doesn’t matter if it’s real or not it’s obviously cool so




I miss 2005-2007 when Gwen, Nelly and Fergie were the holy pop trinity

time range may be off, but very factual.

more like 2003-2006

LAMB came out late 2004 and Hollaback Girl was released as a single in 2005

Loose, The Dutchess, and The Sweet Escape all came out in the latter half of 2006, and their singles ran deep into 2007

what are y’all talking about


 I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.


I told my gay friend that I was serving fish and he laughed and said I wasn’t? Okay….. I filleted this cod for nothing I guess?

I don’t know if I’ll ever get married I don’t know if I’ll ever have kids. If I end up wanting those things and then they happen then great but I’m not gonna sit here and tell myself that I didn’t live my life correctly if I end up dying alone with no family. I don’t view it as a necessary path for me to take tbh

tbh if you’re young and single and you view things like “getting married” and/or “having children” as elements that are completely necessary in order for you to have a fulfilling adult life then you’re not doing it right

like it’s fine if you want to fall in love some day or know that you do want to have kids but we honestly need to get rid of this mentality that “settling down” and starting a family is like a required part of having a complete life




i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh